“Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth.” ~ JSP

I told you not to do that fireball shot.
Sunday Funday.

The last employee of the month was sleeping with the boss.

Happy Monday!
I replied all.
RBG should’ve retired before she died, now we’re all f*cked.

Yeap, I definitely sent this email without the attachment. Now I have to send it out again. This blows d*ck.

Just circling back.

Just like I thought, 2022 is already turning to sh*t.

It’s official. I’m broke AF.

I’m never going to lose weight. I need bigger pants.
C’mon. The office party will be great.
I don’t know, we’re all kinda f*cked.

That b*tch wore white to my wedding.
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